God - I'm Awesome. You'll never guess what I got going today. In fact, I dare you. You're not gonna guess, I know it, so, I'll just make it easy for you and tell you:
BIKE KILL!!
To get my soft office hands a little dirtied up.
If you look really hard, you can totes make me out riding the shoe bike. No joke. Man, that was awesome. So, now I'm gonna go do the same, except, it will rain, and my mascara will run. i'll look like a prom date left at the stoop. But first I need to wait for a delivery, OMGOMGOMGOMG hurry it up already. DRUNK!
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