ZOMG Riesling!

You wouldn't believe all the benefits of being an auteur on the internet. Just yesterday, I got an email offering me to enter for a chance to win not one, but TWO tickets to some lobster festival in NYC. Mind you, this isn't being put on by the likes of the red lobster or other SUPER AWESOME fast food restaurants - but by Blüfeld Riesling. I know what you're thinking - This guy drinks riesling? He looks way too manly and not at all like a pansy....Well, I'll drink it if I win a trip, that's for damn sure. So, do yourself a favor and enter this here sweepstakes and lessen my chances of winning, if you dare.

Oh, and by the way it's only for people in the NY, NJ, CT area - suck it, the rest of you.

'Like' Blüfeld
http://www.facebook.com/blufeldriesling
Enter the sweeps:
http://www.facebook.com/blufeldriesling?sk=app_28134323652
DOESN'T THIS LOOK M*THERF*CKIN' TASTY???? all bubbly and stuff.

yeah paul mccartney - again

SWISS METAL: Win Tickets to See Eluveitie in New York

Ever wanted to see a Swiss Celtic Metal band? Well, now's your chance. You can win a pair Tickets to see Eluveitie at The Gramercy Theatre in NY on Wed, Feb 2nd. I'd say, this is pretty much the best thing you could to that week. It's a combination of so much awesome, my brain overloaded. Just comment below, a winner will be chosen randomly.

Check here for details:
http://www.livenation.com/event/0000456FA1065DF6

They call it New Wave Folk Metal - I don't really know if that covers all the bases, but I'll go with it. One thing I do know is that they have a Hurdy Gurdy, and if that doesn't rival Opeth's lute experiment, I don't know what would. So have at it, hoss.