New TV Post

I try to keep things interesting around here - and frankly, nothing is more interesting than boobs. One of the channels I watch during the holiday season - Spike TV - has something else than James Bond on right now. Manswers and 1,000 Ways To Die. I'm not sure if I'm a huge fan of it, but just like M-Obs (new name), they keep it interesting. Plus, and awesome points for this guys, the stuff is not just on the tube it's on the TUBES as well. Which is cool. Cus when it's between spending money on PB&J and TV, I almost invariably choose PB&J - Let's face it, life with out a computer is damn near impossible. So, there.

Wait, I smell a MANstion in there somewhere, looking for a MANswer:
Can you eat your TV if worst comes to worst?

Watch to your hearts content:

What's The Best Drug To Find In A Girl's Medicine Cabinet? | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

Bonus: 1,000 Ways To Die. Sounds Creepy to me. I'm a little squeamish and spend most of my times watching horror movies trying not to flinch (omg don't tell anyone) so I'll abstain. Thanks.

NOW MY HOLIDAY IS COMPLETE

Name something you do at least 13 times a day!

If you were thinking "logging on to facebook and spend my time joining groups and having meaningful social interactions" you have answered correctly!!! and should probably seek some help for your problem.

But I have good news, too. Now you can do something useful with your time which would otherwise be completely wasted: You can join MoneyGram on Facebook and...send money. or receive money. The possibility are nearly endless, because, who doesn't like money? and sending it? Ok, actually, sending money is probably not that much fun. but receiving it. that's where it's at. and the good people at Money Gram are now giving YOU, you poor, sniveling, despicable slob a chance to double your sendings!

Go here and SEND LIKE AN AMERICAN: http://moneygram.com/doubleyoursend/






How charitable of them. And just in time for the holidays.

Folks, I can promise you one thing - if I send money this Holiday Season I will use Money Gram and you should, too. Take it from someone who knowz!!

join facebook and corrupt the system from the inside, yeah!!!

People! People! You're doing it WRONG!

I shall start this off with a plead that encapsulates my main gripe: If your industry is in trouble (looking at you, Music) then don't try to sell the people the same old crap! And in subtext: ...especially under the pretense of raising money for a good cause. Fuck the bullshit, man.

Point in case:















I have been receiving a fairly steady stream of information about Playing For Change. I've mentioned before that that they're doing it for a good cause and all that, but now that they've started a freaking LABEL, the cake has been taken! The newest reiteration is an album by one of the members of PFC, Grandpa Elliott, called Sugar Sweet and out on the Playing For Change Record Label. Double U Tee Eff, don't y'all have some hungry people to feed or something? Stop polluting the air space and (may I add) diluting a once noble idea! Even the last leftist hippie is going to have had enough of this blatant attempt at making money. Even if you do it by promising that the loot will go to help people who need it, I've seen too many Southpark's to believe you! So there, now I've vented my discontent. Now, down to the nitty gritty. Are these releases worth anything?

No.

Well, unless you listen to top 40 radio a lot. And Oldies. Even if Grandpa Elliott's got mad skillz, or charm (I'm placing my bet on the latter) it's lost in an over-produced piece of music that panders to those with loose heartstrings but no musical taste. And I think it's low. Just Saying.

NOT TO SPEAK OF THE CARBON FOOTPRINT THAT WILL MATERIALIZE AFTER EVERYONE REALIZES THIS LATEST PIECE OF JUNK IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE!

See you all in hell.

signed, the masked, angry blogger.

AFI Fest Is Over

Let's play a game. How many things can I come up with that mean one thing to one part of the public and something completely different to me?

Well, here's one. AFI. When I first got the news "AFI Fest in full swing" or something to that effect, I was like "what?"The dude with too much eye shadow now has a fest?

I was dead wrong. It's the American Film Institute has a film festival. Why the hell wouldn't they? They rock. And are famous. Else they wouldn't call themselves AMERICAN etcetc. All red blooded USofAmericans - this one's for you. BUT I did receive an interesting clip of Tom Ford (what, the designer, you say?) talking about his first movie. And I thought, oh my: this is shareable. Did you know making a movie is kind of like designing fashion? Well, here's your proof.



I really have to abstain from making a judgment call. The last time I touched a needle was to put it through my ear. Needless to say I pussied out, but I'm just saying, that's the last time I touched a needle. I've never made a movie. So I have to take Tom's word for it.
Hell Yeah, AFI Fest - I wish I knew ye!

Macca Is A Racial Slur

At least I thought so a little while ago. Then I realized it was actually what people call Sir Paul McCartney (of The Beatles fame). Which has nothing to do with racism. (There is a bird called macaw and back in the day a politician called a poor Laotian boy a macaw - this went public, etcetc, you can imagine the rest AND my confusion end) but the point here is that Sir Paul McCartney will release a new album, and THEN he'll go on tour. Only in Europe though - he'll be playing 7 shows from Dec 2 to Dec 22nd.

Tour Dates:

2 December - Hamburg Color Line Arena

3 December - Berlin O2 World

9 December - Arnhem Gelredome

10 December - Paris Bercy

16 December - Cologne Koln Arena

20 December - Dublin O2

22 December - London O2 Arena

But before that, he's releasing a CD/DVD of the two shows he did at Citi Field in July 09 and boy won't that be fun. Here's what it'll look like and where you can buy it.

Buy IT and weep like the little fanboy/girl you are

FANTAWEFUL

Damn straight, I just made up a new word. Cus that's what this guy requires: New Words. There's no other way to describe it. This joker, pun intended, or, maybe not at all, just released a new video. I'm supposed to recognize him from a Dodge commercial. Internet, what do you want from me?

View it here if you love America!

There are a couple of things that I truly have issues with. Apart from expensive drinks and hair gel overload, I really despise church friendly comedy. It's rarely funny because it seems forced. Although, I nearly pissed myself when I heard a joke involving a sea horse. But I don't see this guy doing nautical humor. And red neck observational humor is not my bag. Blame it on my coastal elitism. But in case it is, please, don't let my judgment stand in your way of purchasing this prime example of what I would call a money making scheme:
Let's Git'er Done!

I bet you'd think that was funny if Larry the fucking Cable Guy said it.

What, I just dropped the mic and walked off stage. There. Have a good weekend.