NOW MY HOLIDAY IS COMPLETE

Name something you do at least 13 times a day!

If you were thinking "logging on to facebook and spend my time joining groups and having meaningful social interactions" you have answered correctly!!! and should probably seek some help for your problem.

But I have good news, too. Now you can do something useful with your time which would otherwise be completely wasted: You can join MoneyGram on Facebook and...send money. or receive money. The possibility are nearly endless, because, who doesn't like money? and sending it? Ok, actually, sending money is probably not that much fun. but receiving it. that's where it's at. and the good people at Money Gram are now giving YOU, you poor, sniveling, despicable slob a chance to double your sendings!

Go here and SEND LIKE AN AMERICAN: http://moneygram.com/doubleyoursend/






How charitable of them. And just in time for the holidays.

Folks, I can promise you one thing - if I send money this Holiday Season I will use Money Gram and you should, too. Take it from someone who knowz!!

join facebook and corrupt the system from the inside, yeah!!!

90's Throwbacks Are the New Black

The Marvelous Observers trend spotters have come across a curious phenomenon: 90's throwbacks!

Bbbut, it was only 10 years ago, you say? We know. But Rob Thomas thinks it may be worth something.

HA, are you serious? the Goo Goo Dolls called, they want their bracelets back. Rob Thomas, go home! It wasn't good when it first came out and it's not good now. And just cus it's "captured in High-Definition with 5.1 Surround Sound" doesn't make it worth my money.

With back up singers and a real keyboard you give the impression of having put some serious thought into how to squeeze every last dime out of your past fame. Unfortunately WE ARE ON TO YOU! Nothing escapes these eagle eyes.

The Internet is omniscient though, so we shall give it the option to judge for itself - samples to follow:

http://kochent.edgeboss.net/wmedia/kochent/e1homevideo/rt_problemgirl.wvx

http://kochent.edgeboss.net/wmedia/kochent/e1homevideo/rt_ifyouregone.wvx

http://kochent.edgeboss.net/wmedia/kochent/e1homevideo/rt_3am.wvx

Gah! I cannot voice my disinterest loudly enough. But 'tis the beauty of the intertubes; if one frustrated hipster screams in a forest (aka the internet) of frustrated hipsters - can any one hear? YES! YOU'RE READING THIS, AREN'T YOU!

Useless product of the day.

And we're back. This time with another box set of stuff. I understand people get a little nerdy about things but, come on now. The new Indiana Jones: The Soundtracks Collection (note: that's, like, all of them and the fancy color) is out today and it even includes an extra CD with "previously unreleased music from the films." OH SHIT! There's a short round squeek we haven't heard A MILLION TIMES. Hey, I mean, I love Indie as much as the next dude who used to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark over and over until his parents threatened to give him up for adoption (ha, i actually wrote abortion there first) because they couldn't hear it anymore, but in any case, this special edition case is a little bit too much. Plus, also, I dont like soundtracks. Personal, I know. There is one thing though, Soundtracks that are just random assortments of other people's songs piss me off A LOT more. Just for kicks, check out the INDIE Giving:




Editor's special note: This post requires necessary viewing of South Park Episode 1208 (I think).