FANTAWEFUL

Damn straight, I just made up a new word. Cus that's what this guy requires: New Words. There's no other way to describe it. This joker, pun intended, or, maybe not at all, just released a new video. I'm supposed to recognize him from a Dodge commercial. Internet, what do you want from me?

View it here if you love America!

There are a couple of things that I truly have issues with. Apart from expensive drinks and hair gel overload, I really despise church friendly comedy. It's rarely funny because it seems forced. Although, I nearly pissed myself when I heard a joke involving a sea horse. But I don't see this guy doing nautical humor. And red neck observational humor is not my bag. Blame it on my coastal elitism. But in case it is, please, don't let my judgment stand in your way of purchasing this prime example of what I would call a money making scheme:
Let's Git'er Done!

I bet you'd think that was funny if Larry the fucking Cable Guy said it.

What, I just dropped the mic and walked off stage. There. Have a good weekend.

The Absolute, Definitive, Way Better Than The One You Bought When The Movie Came Out Ray Charles Compilation To End All Other Attempts. Forever.

RAY CHARLES IS THE SOUL VERSION OF TUPAC SHAKUR (go figure that one out, it's like a sequel to the prequel. WTF.) He just keeps on cranking out records. Well, not in the sense that they are new, or something you never heard of before, but this time, maybe, you'll be able to catch that one note where his voice cracks or a cockroach is doing a tap dance on his piano strings, cus THEY REMASTERED IT AGAIN. Someone take away these people's Consoles. I mean, it's even in the name:

Ray Charles Genius: The Ultimate Collection

See? They ran out of witty things to say. So did I, apparently, because hey, it's Ray Charles. He's good. I mean, he was real good. As the title of (yet another) album states: Genius. Do you think he'd be pissed if he was still around? Probably not, maybe he doesn't care - his families better be getting all of this money that I am undoubtedly generating by posting about this. You can send me the Thank You note later, Charles Family.

BUY BUY BUY AND SUPPORT!!