Tuesday, December 21, 2010

L00ney Tunes!!

Pop Quiz! How long have the Loney Tunes been around for?

Since 1933. You do the math.

Got it?

You win access to the Looney Tunes YouTube Channel.



Can you imagine that? Never a dull moment at work again. Remember just breaking out the CooCoo puffs and going bonkers when Elmer Fudd couldn't find that infernal rabbit? Not gonna lie, that made up a lot of my Saturday mornings, and we only had a black and white TV out in the sticks.

See all your old friends on YouTube or on the TWITTER. You thinking what I'm thinking? If you're thinking it's about time they got on the TWITTER, then you were thinking what I was thinking. OMG that reminds me of another TV show. But that's a different story for a different blog post. Contain yourselves.

Peace out.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Do you like Swiss Cheese? I like Swiss Cheese!

I'm Swiss. That fact may be partically responsible for me really liking Swiss Cheese. I also really like a bunch of other stuff that is a mainstay of Swiss Cuisine like Roesti, Fondue (melted cheese, duh) and Bratwurst. Then, there is Swiss Chocolate - Can't forget Swiss Chocolate. I will challenge anyone to prove me wrong. Swiss Chocolate is the best chocolate in the entire world.

You want to know where I get all my Swiss Food? I buy it online at SwissFavorites.

http://www.swissfavorites.com

You know what else is Swiss? being able to cook like an Italian, French or German. You'll have to speak to my mother about that though, as my culinary artistry is currently limited to pasta. One quarter out of 4 ain't bad, right?

Also - Join them on the facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/SwissFavorites/102561846445896

CUS WE CAN'T LOSE ONE PERSON.

Editor's note: My sister totally dsigned the logo

Candy Leads to...Wintuk?!


...hey, at least I didn't say CAVITIES, AMIRIGHTGUYS??!

So I got an email from the friendly folks at MSG with a video of some Kids' xmas confessionals. Were they naughty, were they nice? Are you watching, Santa? I coudln't, cus I wasn't able to take the full brunt of cuteness the vid delivers. In every bag, there's a bad apple though, and this bag did not disappoint: One child felt the need to throw her sister under the bus in an attmept to curry favor. I thought family are supposed to STICK TOGETHER. Not very XMAS-y. Other than that, it's all glitter and rainbows.

Without further ado, I present you with a video that'll thaw your scrooge-heart. And some thing having to do with Wintuk. Wintuk = Cirque Du Soleil = Xmaspresent. I just solved your problem. Enjoy!

VIEW IT VIEW IT VIEW IT

(thanks for not embedding, video)

Monday, December 6, 2010

Welcome: Head of the Department of Utility

That would be me - I have appointed myself as such. My new tasks will include but are not limited to judging if what you do, wear, say, produce and/or like is useful.

As in psychology, self analysis is out of the question, therefore I exclude myself, my staff and anything related to us from scrutiny.

Useless:

  • Logo for the Dept. of Utility
  • Ties
  • Telling people who you don't work with that you're leaving your job with out being prompted to tell them
  • Watching 'Mad Men' at work, even if you're into feminism and especially if you're into Jesus
  • Complaining about shitty coworkers without getting a new job
  • Two (2) hour coffee breaks
  • Twitter
  • Discussing your new job with coworkers at your old job
  • Complaining about the cold temperature one day and then requesting a fan the next
  • AFTERSHAVE - hasn't everyone learned to calm it down a little in the work place?
  • Making people move desks every couple of months

Useful:

  • Money, especially if it's free
  • Vacations
  • The internet, sometimes
  • (this, too)

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Got a Sweet Tooth? Never Fear, Radio City Sweets and Gifts Is Here


Going to see 30 Rock? Or even a play? Or happen to find yourself dangerously low on sugar in the vicinity of the Radio City Music Hall? How can you not pick up one of these bad boys?

...just in time for Xmas, Radio City Sweets and Gifts is open for your sweets and gift needs, so stop on by and get your fill. WHAT'S BETTER THAN NEW YORK IN THE XMAS TIME YOU ASK??

Only the Radio City Sweets and Gifts Store!!! So drop by today, or when you go see the Radio City Christmas Spectacular this year. Which I know you will, cus it's a tradition not to be missed.

Happy Thanksgiving, and don't forget to pick up

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Michael Franti's new album is OUT...



... and he has a video to prove it! The Sound of Sunshine hit stores this week and you can listen to it on the Facebook. Fancy!

I used to listen to him during his Spearhead(only) days - this isn't too shabby though. I want a cocktail with a umbrella in it right now, despite the fact that it's not 5PM yet.

Check out this exclusive performance along with some insightful comments.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Thursday, May 13, 2010

METALLLLL!!!! ENTOMBED!!!!

Dudes!!! No WAYY!!! Famed Swedish metalers ENTOMBED are coming to town (New York) on June 2nd and guess who could win some tickets? If you guessed YOU and 3 of your best friends, you guessed correctly. Tell me in the comments why it is absolutely imperative that you go to this show, and if I agree with you, I will see you there! GO!

The infamous Entombed is playing with Merauder, Woe of Tyrants and Facing the sun at Gramercy Theater in NY june 2nd.

Can't wait can't wait can't wait OMG I'm excited like a little girl!!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Who is Luke Bryan?

Haven't the foggiest, but tell you one thing - I'm not voting for him. Cus he sez so! Unless this is some reverse psychology thing. But like, I don't even know or whatever. I do what I read on the internet! Look: http://www.youtube.com/lukebryan

Loyal readers know, I love country music. So I'll definitely be watching this here:

The 45th Annual ACM Awards Show airs LIVE on April 18, at 8 p.m. ET on CBS. The deadline to vote is April 18, 2010.

Friggin' Mr Belding is it. No brainer! Also, Luke's a hottie. Eeeyyyyooo!!!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010