FANTAWEFUL

Damn straight, I just made up a new word. Cus that's what this guy requires: New Words. There's no other way to describe it. This joker, pun intended, or, maybe not at all, just released a new video. I'm supposed to recognize him from a Dodge commercial. Internet, what do you want from me?

View it here if you love America!

There are a couple of things that I truly have issues with. Apart from expensive drinks and hair gel overload, I really despise church friendly comedy. It's rarely funny because it seems forced. Although, I nearly pissed myself when I heard a joke involving a sea horse. But I don't see this guy doing nautical humor. And red neck observational humor is not my bag. Blame it on my coastal elitism. But in case it is, please, don't let my judgment stand in your way of purchasing this prime example of what I would call a money making scheme:
Let's Git'er Done!

I bet you'd think that was funny if Larry the fucking Cable Guy said it.

What, I just dropped the mic and walked off stage. There. Have a good weekend.