Countdown to Awesome

METALLLLL!!!! ENTOMBED!!!!

Dudes!!! No WAYY!!! Famed Swedish metalers ENTOMBED are coming to town (New York) on June 2nd and guess who could win some tickets? If you guessed YOU and 3 of your best friends, you guessed correctly. Tell me in the comments why it is absolutely imperative that you go to this show, and if I agree with you, I will see you there! GO!

The infamous Entombed is playing with Merauder, Woe of Tyrants and Facing the sun at Gramercy Theater in NY june 2nd.

Can't wait can't wait can't wait OMG I'm excited like a little girl!!

Who is Luke Bryan?

Haven't the foggiest, but tell you one thing - I'm not voting for him. Cus he sez so! Unless this is some reverse psychology thing. But like, I don't even know or whatever. I do what I read on the internet! Look: http://www.youtube.com/lukebryan

Loyal readers know, I love country music. So I'll definitely be watching this here:

The 45th Annual ACM Awards Show airs LIVE on April 18, at 8 p.m. ET on CBS. The deadline to vote is April 18, 2010.

Friggin' Mr Belding is it. No brainer! Also, Luke's a hottie. Eeeyyyyooo!!!

New TV Post

I try to keep things interesting around here - and frankly, nothing is more interesting than boobs. One of the channels I watch during the holiday season - Spike TV - has something else than James Bond on right now. Manswers and 1,000 Ways To Die. I'm not sure if I'm a huge fan of it, but just like M-Obs (new name), they keep it interesting. Plus, and awesome points for this guys, the stuff is not just on the tube it's on the TUBES as well. Which is cool. Cus when it's between spending money on PB&J and TV, I almost invariably choose PB&J - Let's face it, life with out a computer is damn near impossible. So, there.

Wait, I smell a MANstion in there somewhere, looking for a MANswer:
Can you eat your TV if worst comes to worst?

Watch to your hearts content:

What's The Best Drug To Find In A Girl's Medicine Cabinet? | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

Bonus: 1,000 Ways To Die. Sounds Creepy to me. I'm a little squeamish and spend most of my times watching horror movies trying not to flinch (omg don't tell anyone) so I'll abstain. Thanks.

NOW MY HOLIDAY IS COMPLETE

Name something you do at least 13 times a day!

If you were thinking "logging on to facebook and spend my time joining groups and having meaningful social interactions" you have answered correctly!!! and should probably seek some help for your problem.

But I have good news, too. Now you can do something useful with your time which would otherwise be completely wasted: You can join MoneyGram on Facebook and...send money. or receive money. The possibility are nearly endless, because, who doesn't like money? and sending it? Ok, actually, sending money is probably not that much fun. but receiving it. that's where it's at. and the good people at Money Gram are now giving YOU, you poor, sniveling, despicable slob a chance to double your sendings!

Go here and SEND LIKE AN AMERICAN: http://moneygram.com/doubleyoursend/






How charitable of them. And just in time for the holidays.

Folks, I can promise you one thing - if I send money this Holiday Season I will use Money Gram and you should, too. Take it from someone who knowz!!

join facebook and corrupt the system from the inside, yeah!!!