ZOMG Riesling!

You wouldn't believe all the benefits of being an auteur on the internet. Just yesterday, I got an email offering me to enter for a chance to win not one, but TWO tickets to some lobster festival in NYC. Mind you, this isn't being put on by the likes of the red lobster or other SUPER AWESOME fast food restaurants - but by Blüfeld Riesling. I know what you're thinking - This guy drinks riesling? He looks way too manly and not at all like a pansy....Well, I'll drink it if I win a trip, that's for damn sure. So, do yourself a favor and enter this here sweepstakes and lessen my chances of winning, if you dare.

Oh, and by the way it's only for people in the NY, NJ, CT area - suck it, the rest of you.

'Like' Blüfeld
http://www.facebook.com/blufeldriesling
Enter the sweeps:
http://www.facebook.com/blufeldriesling?sk=app_28134323652
DOESN'T THIS LOOK M*THERF*CKIN' TASTY???? all bubbly and stuff.

METALLLLL!!!! ENTOMBED!!!!

Dudes!!! No WAYY!!! Famed Swedish metalers ENTOMBED are coming to town (New York) on June 2nd and guess who could win some tickets? If you guessed YOU and 3 of your best friends, you guessed correctly. Tell me in the comments why it is absolutely imperative that you go to this show, and if I agree with you, I will see you there! GO!

The infamous Entombed is playing with Merauder, Woe of Tyrants and Facing the sun at Gramercy Theater in NY june 2nd.

Can't wait can't wait can't wait OMG I'm excited like a little girl!!

Win Luxury Incarnate and Feel Better About Your Lousy Self

In the spirit of Christmas someone dropped a case at my doorstep this morning. And what I found completely amazed me. Most of it was so aweful I wanted to go back to bed -- but other stuff... some of you may have heard of this guy Boz Scaggs...right right, disco something, Steve Miller, boomers, boring...BUT this guy's new album is actually quite soulful and (I'm a little ashamed to say; I think quite) good. So, I've decided to follow in the generous footsteps and give away Boz Scaggs' "Speak Low" right here on your truly Marvelous Observations.

So how do you win this, you ask? Write me an email about how mustaches have changed the world at wabten (at) gmail (dot) com... think that'll keep them creepy spiders off my back? I damn well hope so...

I've you don't belive me, have a listen here.

And buy it here. And watch here.

LUCKY THURSDAY!!

Guess what I just got? I chance to win an iPod Touch! "Get out of town", you say? I beg to differ. The best news of all? YOU CAN TOO.

So, there's this band, right? And they just put out a new record - with me? And to promote that new record, they are giving it away. Plus an iPod touch. Yeah. That's what I said. So here goes.

KEANE, from britland, i believe, just released "Perfect Symmetry" and you can enter to win their stuff by clicking this particularly blue looking HERE.

(lolz, they are being so symmetrically ironic)

But also, while you are trying to win their gear - give them a chance and have a listen - also HERE. They are blowing up the spot.