Monday, June 6, 2011

ZOMG Riesling!

You wouldn't believe all the benefits of being an auteur on the internet. Just yesterday, I got an email offering me to enter for a chance to win not one, but TWO tickets to some lobster festival in NYC. Mind you, this isn't being put on by the likes of the red lobster or other SUPER AWESOME fast food restaurants - but by Blüfeld Riesling. I know what you're thinking - This guy drinks riesling? He looks way too manly and not at all like a pansy....Well, I'll drink it if I win a trip, that's for damn sure. So, do yourself a favor and enter this here sweepstakes and lessen my chances of winning, if you dare.

Oh, and by the way it's only for people in the NY, NJ, CT area - suck it, the rest of you.

'Like' Blüfeld
Enter the sweeps:
DOESN'T THIS LOOK M*THERF*CKIN' TASTY???? all bubbly and stuff.

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