$2,300 for a Signature Guitar? Puhleeze

George Benson came out with a new album. His name sounds familiar, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what I thought, so off to google I go. Guess what, we have George Benson to thank for hits like "On Broadway" and "Breezin' ". Hell yeah, motherf*ckers.

The reason for my sudden urge to dig up the creator of these musical diamonds? This genius released a new album. So, naturally we here at the Marvelous Observations are bound to cover it. Kind of like Roman Polanski - but not really at all. Except maybe if someone could dig up some dirt on this "10 x Grammy-winning" singer/songwriter. OMG 10 times? sheesh.

Point is, "Songs And Stories" is in stores now. The first single "Family Reunion" can be sampled here.

He looks like he would sell a $2,300 guitar - I bet he has some other shit that would totally blow your mind. Like in-pool cuff links made of titanium for his chinchilla bath robe which under no circumstances should be near water (unless you can afford buying a new one every time that happens - which of course this guy totally can - 10 grammys. duh!)

In my opinion, anyone who is interested in this has the money to buy it: THERE

Wow, more TV to obsess about

OMG guys! As if TV could get any more interesting. Spike TV is searching for the Ultimate Girl...and the choices will make your head spin. These ladies are not only hot but they also like manly things like porn and video games. gasp. You don't believe me, I can tell. Well, check it out for yourselves and vote for your favorite. And me, my doctor said I should do something to get my heart racing - like, everyday.

Check out the sampling and feel free to visit

See what I mean? The rest is just too f*cking hot to post on the PG 13 internet

Minor Obsession: TV Shows.

Ha, do you think it's racist that the Sgt. Doakes is wearing gators?