yeah paul mccartney - again

SWISS METAL: Win Tickets to See Eluveitie in New York

Ever wanted to see a Swiss Celtic Metal band? Well, now's your chance. You can win a pair Tickets to see Eluveitie at The Gramercy Theatre in NY on Wed, Feb 2nd. I'd say, this is pretty much the best thing you could to that week. It's a combination of so much awesome, my brain overloaded. Just comment below, a winner will be chosen randomly.

Check here for details:
http://www.livenation.com/event/0000456FA1065DF6

They call it New Wave Folk Metal - I don't really know if that covers all the bases, but I'll go with it. One thing I do know is that they have a Hurdy Gurdy, and if that doesn't rival Opeth's lute experiment, I don't know what would. So have at it, hoss.

L00ney Tunes!!

Pop Quiz! How long have the Loney Tunes been around for?

Since 1933. You do the math.

Got it?

You win access to the Looney Tunes YouTube Channel.



Can you imagine that? Never a dull moment at work again. Remember just breaking out the CooCoo puffs and going bonkers when Elmer Fudd couldn't find that infernal rabbit? Not gonna lie, that made up a lot of my Saturday mornings, and we only had a black and white TV out in the sticks.

See all your old friends on YouTube or on the TWITTER. You thinking what I'm thinking? If you're thinking it's about time they got on the TWITTER, then you were thinking what I was thinking. OMG that reminds me of another TV show. But that's a different story for a different blog post. Contain yourselves.

Peace out.

Do you like Swiss Cheese? I like Swiss Cheese!

I'm Swiss. That fact may be partically responsible for me really liking Swiss Cheese. I also really like a bunch of other stuff that is a mainstay of Swiss Cuisine like Roesti, Fondue (melted cheese, duh) and Bratwurst. Then, there is Swiss Chocolate - Can't forget Swiss Chocolate. I will challenge anyone to prove me wrong. Swiss Chocolate is the best chocolate in the entire world.

You want to know where I get all my Swiss Food? I buy it online at SwissFavorites.

http://www.swissfavorites.com

You know what else is Swiss? being able to cook like an Italian, French or German. You'll have to speak to my mother about that though, as my culinary artistry is currently limited to pasta. One quarter out of 4 ain't bad, right?

Also - Join them on the facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/SwissFavorites/102561846445896

CUS WE CAN'T LOSE ONE PERSON.

Editor's note: My sister totally dsigned the logo

Candy Leads to...Wintuk?!

...hey, at least I didn't say CAVITIES, AMIRIGHTGUYS??!

So I got an email from the friendly folks at MSG with a video of some Kids' xmas confessionals. Were they naughty, were they nice? Are you watching, Santa? I coudln't, cus I wasn't able to take the full brunt of cuteness the vid delivers. In every bag, there's a bad apple though, and this bag did not disappoint: One child felt the need to throw her sister under the bus in an attmept to curry favor. I thought family are supposed to STICK TOGETHER. Not very XMAS-y. Other than that, it's all glitter and rainbows.

Without further ado, I present you with a video that'll thaw your scrooge-heart. And some thing having to do with Wintuk. Wintuk = Cirque Du Soleil = Xmaspresent. I just solved your problem. Enjoy!

VIEW IT VIEW IT VIEW IT

(thanks for not embedding, video)

Welcome: Head of the Department of Utility

That would be me - I have appointed myself as such. My new tasks will include but are not limited to judging if what you do, wear, say, produce and/or like is useful.

As in psychology, self analysis is out of the question, therefore I exclude myself, my staff and anything related to us from scrutiny.

Useless:

• Logo for the Dept. of Utility
• Ties
• Telling people who you don't work with that you're leaving your job with out being prompted to tell them
• Watching 'Mad Men' at work, even if you're into feminism and especially if you're into Jesus
• Complaining about shitty coworkers without getting a new job
• Two (2) hour coffee breaks
• Twitter
• Discussing your new job with coworkers at your old job
• Complaining about the cold temperature one day and then requesting a fan the next
• AFTERSHAVE - hasn't everyone learned to calm it down a little in the work place?
• Making people move desks every couple of months

Useful:

• Money, especially if it's free
• Vacations
• The internet, sometimes
• (this, too)